Lord Dorkus

"'It's not abuse of power if the Bean wills it.' -Lord Archmagus Dorkus"There are an uncountable number of titles that have been granted to Lord Dorkus, one of the most trusted noble administrators of the Holy Empire of the Beanland. Among these titles are: As if possessing this many titles wasn't enough, Lord Dorkus is known to use them almost interchangeably, sometimes using multiple titles in the same sentence. It's also possible he created many of these titles himself, with his access to the highest levels of administration allowing him to pretty much make up any offices he sees fit. Naturally, he's a perfect fit to run the Ministry -- an organization as unfathomable as it is inefficient -- which serves as the empire's executive body.
 * Lord Governor of Beandenberg and the Province of the Greater Beanland
 * Lord Archmagus, Chief Wizard and Alchemist of the Realm
 * Lord Ministrant, Grand Headmaster of the Ministry
 * Lord Inquisitor, Head Grandmaster of the Order of the Bean's Will
 * Lord Marshall, Commander of the Emperor's Armies
 * Lord Commodore, Commander of the Emperor's Fleets
 * Lord Engineer, Master Architect of the Realm
 * Lord Administrator, Chief Inspector with Supreme Access and Exemption from All Rules and Regulations
 * (The guy who runs the Realm)
 * And far too many more to bother listing